fedoraspooky:

adriofthedead:

titteringtrollop:

robosexualginger:

sketch-bat:

timavery:

megasonger:

Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife

Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.

An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.

some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.

some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges

these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something

A little ten-year-old bastard goes around enslaving animals and participating in glorified cockfights

Some kid with gaudy jewelry and an over-sized wrench gets chased out of town by a clown over his bling, then some hobo kid turns up and says she’s basically Xena the Warrior Princess from the future and she’s got gaudy jewelry, too. She drags you around the world on a train and you have to do everything for everyone everywhere or else you fuck up the future.

Also the main antagonist is some prissy wiener with a boner for flowers.

(Source: effyeahpegasister)